Because this doesn't sound terrifying.

Bacon: is it okay to go to ilsan? or nowon? or but i dont want to be in [redacted]
cuz your kids can see us
HYF: For dinner?
Bacon: yes
and a thing
or things
Bacon: ???
where?
lets do ilsan
i will give you a minute and if you dont answer i will do ilsan ahah
HYF: I was taking out the trash, haha
Bacon: okay
HYF: For dinner, I'd prefer itaewon, like zelen or somewhere nice
Bacon: too late. i took care of it
HYF: Okay
Bacon: you have to follow my plan on christmas
no choice
hahahahahahahahaha
bahahahahahahahhahaaha
okay going to workout
brb

hot yellow fellows