Sizing things up.
For the most part, Asian men get really shitty representation in Western media. They tend to be the bad guy or the comedic relief. They’re portrayed as nerdy or possibly effeminate or gay. They’re either braniacs or they’re ninjas. Probably the biggest stereotype Asian men get stuck with, though, is that they’re not the biggest.
It’s a well-known “fact” that Asian men don’t have large penises. Everyone I know has made some joke about this; hell, South Park did a whole episode based on this. But is it actually a fact?
Let’s look at my numbers.
Alley: Oh dear. :( Alley unfortunately confirmed this rumor for me. His penis was incredibly small. Like a fistful. Like I could fit it all in my mouth without any kind of gagging — and, I’m sorry to say, I have a pretty active gag reflex. This dissuaded me from Korean guys for a while because he was SO SMALL and SO BAD.
J: J was Korean Canadian so the statistic isn’t totally accurate, but we’ll include him in the mix. Biggest guy I’ve ever been with. Probably about 7-8 inches. Thanks for the UTI.
Eager: I would say Eager’s just on the smaller side of average, probably around 5 inches, give or take, which is fine. I think he feels it’s too small, but I’m perfectly content with it because yeah, it’s small-ish but it’s not like I can’t feel it, and he’s good in bed.
Tin Pan dude: Slightly smaller than Eager, but nothing like Alley. Again, I didn’t particularly mind because he was also good in bed.
So that’s just my experience. In talking with other people who’ve slept around with Korean men, they’ve told me about the same — most tend to be on the smaller side of average. I think Alley was just an unfortunate introduction.
What about the rest of you lot? Similar findings?
